Things I Like to think about:
-why i have a cheese icon(insider)
-how men can have babys without those woman "things"
-why dogs have to find a good place to shit by sniffing for an hour
-do babys get horny
-do monkeys really eat fleas off each other or are they just fucking with our heads
-do babys commnicate with those sqeaks and squeals or are they hungry and want a good tit
-why do girl cows have like 6 nipples when we are smarter beings and only have 2!
-who came up with the idea of a bunch of kids dis'n a rabbit as a basis for a cereal commercial(trix)
-why do the french have those outrageous accents eh?



Brave Sir Robin (monty python)

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis--



TOP FIVE WAYS NOT TO TELL YOUR WIFE YOU LOVE HER:

-Honey, i love you so much i bought you football season tickets!
-I think with all of the things you've done for me that you deserve a big screen TV.
-I'm gonna take you out for a night on the town, i know you'll love wrestling.
-Happy Mother's Day! I hope you like it, it was on sale at the hardware store.
-Surprise! How do you like your female stripper, sweetie?