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This is where i attempt to become creative and write short rhyming stories. These stories have no apparent meaning to them at all. Thank you, please deposit $25 in the Al Gore "locked box" on your way out.

There sat joe watching Wednsday evening television, when he decided to change the channel this wasn't a hard decision. He was so tired of hearing Regis say is that your final answer, then on HBO he found a depressing reindeer movie called Prancer. HBO2 had Chris Rocks show on, he was making fun of old white guys when thay mow the lawn. Joe was bored with tv he turned off the tube, he then went to get his oil changed at a nearby Jiffy Lube. The behind the counter said 28 bucs man, Joe said for that much you got anywhere around here i can use the can? The guy behind the counter said no but i know who should, Joe asked who as the mechanic slammed down the hood. I think that gas station over there said the mechanic has one in the back, on his drive there joe noticed a sno cone shack. He said i'll have to stop there on my my way back, all joe thought about was that damn sno cone shack. Our story comes to an end with joe waiting in line, waiting for his favorite sno cone virgin-cherry wine.